Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
That awkward moment when everything makes you remember about John Mayer:
Friend: I need color pencils.
Me: John Mayer is a 64-color box.
Friend: I think I love you a little.
Me: John Mayer says that anything less than I love you is lie.
Friend: I need to buy new glasses.
Me: John Mayer Loves glasses.
Friend: OMG, did you fall?
Me: Yeah, Gravity is working against me.
Friend: Let's take a picture!
Me: John Loves take pictures.
Friend: Why don't you stop with this? Stop talking about him!
Me: hey, if you want to freak out, freak out!
Friend: is that a John Mayer quote?